Amativeness jokes
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
"Tayam, I am."
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"