Amativeness jokes

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

"Tayam, I am."

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."