Amativeness jokes

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍