What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
An alogator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching
why do lions always lose at poker?
because they always play against cheetas
Bruh
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed that i only had a crock pot😅
joe momMa
Joke:What do you call a gay alligator detective? Answer:An Investigator
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
My life.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucinations
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚘? A magic car 🚗 can fly and a human can not fly
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Chomp!
What is a magic school?a school that can fly
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
