Alligator jokes
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Bruh.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Joe Mama!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
My life.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Chomp!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.