I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
