Allah jokes

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

What's 9 divided by 11?

Well, I know it's less than two alright!

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!

My life.