Allah jokes
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
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I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
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I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
My life.