All jokes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We havenβt even sent them to fight!"
"Theyβve already lost 30% of the unit!"
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"