All jokes
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Memes
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."