All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
All Jokes
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
