All jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Memes
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.