All jokes
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Memes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.