All jokes

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

What type of deer can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."