I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
All Jokes
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
