All jokes
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Memes
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.