How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
All Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
