What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
it's not a war crime if no ones alive to report it.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
