Aim jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

When I mist, I miss.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

My wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.