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update

im still on my ouch

i gotta get u

hype me up guys

oh yeah

its working

im rising

GET UP SOLDIER

dont wuote that

GET UP

REMEMBER THE MISSION

YOU MUST NOT FEAR, FOR FEAR IS THE MINDKILLER

brb i gotta get ready (I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND I HAVE COVID AHH)

That shouldn’t be allowed lol

ill send u guys shitty laptop pictures of my rice

Anonymous

brb i gotta get ready (I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND I HAVE COVID AHH)

Imagine going to sunday school

Anonymous

brb i gotta get ready (I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND I HAVE COVID AHH)

........

Wade

That shouldn’t be allowed lol

i have a big test today thats why im going

ASK TO DO IT ANOTHER DAY?

rapboat

Imagine going to sunday school

its monday

Anonymous

its monday

Not for regular people

helppp my hands are so dry can someone send me hand cream

Just jerk off to those stupid KPOP FAGS, and use that as “hand cream”

rapboat

Just jerk off to those stupid KPOP FAGS, and use that as “hand cream”

ew no

who listens to sam smith unholy

Cupツ

who listens to sam smith unholy

thats so basic

Cupツ

who listens to sam smith unholy

Mid

But sam smith is GARBAGE

You can’t be talking

Kpop is literally faggotville

But most kpop artists are TWINKS

NAME A MUSCULAR KPOP ARTIST

its dcoming along guys

i just added the gingger garkic paste

how ab lil durk

rapboat

NAME A MUSCULAR KPOP ARTIST

bang chan

my cousin hate him

Anonymous

bang chan

WTF

BANG CHAN IS A TWINKY TWINK

I said MUSCULAR, dumbass

Not your twisted idea of attractive

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You call this attractive??

He looks like a DEMON

Imagine wearing makeup as a MAN

And still being ugly

Cupツ

my cousin hate him

Sup cup

Anonymous

kill yourself blach

Love you too daddy

got my sauce done

Just battling a kpop fag

Anonymous

Not much not much, u?

D A D D Y

guys my sauce looks so good

should i add cheese

αmy

guys my sauce looks so good

AMY

αmy

should i add cheese

yes or no

Anonymous

Love you too daddy

im a girl-

HILY SHI PPL I LIKE ARE ON

ok 1 vote for no

You should make ME a sandwich

Anonymous

im a girl-

So is Amy n she my daddy too

rapboat

You should make ME a sandwich

hi

Kristian‽

what porn should I watch

KRIS

Kristian‽

what porn should I watch

The hot kind

Kristian‽

hi

Sup RAP-LISTENER

Kristian‽

what porn should I watch

ill send u those pics no cap

I'm gonna look for aya from ac origins

jkjk watch scholastic kids

Kristian‽

what porn should I watch

Kids

αmy

jkjk watch scholastic kids

dammit

someday

Kristian‽

what porn should I watch

dora

Sometimes i jerk off to Che noir, the only good female rapper

Kristian‽

what porn should I watch

Nah bro, watch Amy's pfp porn

Anonymous

you guys are weirdos

You’re the one who gets off to MAKEUP-WEARING KPOP TWINKS

Anonymous

you guys are weirdos

Atleast we can wank, and dont have to use fingers

rapboat

Sometimes i jerk off to Che noir, the only good female rapper

M.I.A is better

αmy

M.I.A is better

Nah maybe lauryn hill but that’s it

Anonymous

Atleast we can wank, and dont have to use fingers

bruh shush

rapboat

Nah maybe lauryn hill but that’s it

lauryn hill is peak

Anonymous

Atleast we can wank, and dont have to use fingers

Wtf do you wank with then💀

Anonymous

bruh shush

Woman stfu, did I even give you permission to speak?

rapboat

Wtf do you wank with then💀

Yo mum mouth

Anonymous

Woman stfu, did I even give you permission to speak?

Sandwich

Anonymous

Woman stfu, did I even give you permission to speak?

I dont need permission

wadeeeey

i added my rice

my riceypoo

Anonymous

I dont need permission

Nigga you so?

Anonymous

ew what

U WOULDNT GET IT

ITS AN US THING

frondship

Sandwich makers☕️🗿

αmy

ITS AN US THING

SUGGESTION: Us =threesome

Anonymous

love

No 🧢 Amy x Wade

rapboat

Yes she REEKS

That's what I just said

Demons posted all around me

im adding cheese

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Anonymous

No 🧢 Amy x Wade

he wont get me a ring smh

αmy

he wont get me a ring smh

tf

Anonymous

girl thats asap rocky

“SSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFF” blaaaaaauuuuugggghhh *splat*🤮

rapboat

“SSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFF” blaaaaaauuuuugggghhh *splat*🤮

What.

rapboat

“SSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFF” blaaaaaauuuuugggghhh *splat*🤮

wtf

αmy

he wont get me a ring smh

Even if yous did you'd be rasing a child in a flat w a 7 year mortgage

Anonymous

Even if yous did you'd be rasing a child in a flat w a 7 year mortgage

aw man

Anonymous

What.

You smell like SHIT💩

FLAPPY

MTRCIR

MY RICDE

IS ALMOST DONEW

Wait guys I have a question

αmy

aw man

Dw I'll own bank and embezzle yous some money

Wade

Wait guys I have a question

?

Wade

Wait guys I have a question

Bet

Kristian‽

dirty rice muncher

thats me

Yk how in a divorce the girl gets the money, house, and kids? Hat about in a lesbian relationship?

Wade

Yk how in a divorce the girl gets the money, house, and kids? Hat about in a lesbian relationship?

thats a good question

Kristian‽

I watched Harley quinn porn

Based

I have a response to you want to asking a question:

Anonymous

thats a good question

I bet YOU would know

Anonymous

I have a response to you want to asking a question:

Smash

Anonymous

I have a response to you want to asking a question:

ew

Kristian‽

I watched Harley quinn porn

Based

Wade

Yk how in a divorce the girl gets the money, house, and kids? Hat about in a lesbian relationship?

they both die

Wade

Yk how in a divorce the girl gets the money, house, and kids? Hat about in a lesbian relationship?

thats

Wade

Based

I didn't mean to copy you bro

Also like what if it’s a man and a woman, then the guy becomes transgender, and now he’s a woman…does he get the house and the kids?

Anonymous

I didn't mean to copy you bro

No problem papi

Wade

Also like what if it’s a man and a woman, then the guy becomes transgender, and now he’s a woman…does he get the house and the kids?

idk

Anonymous

nno

You mean YES, you BITCH

Anonymous

have u seen madi

fr i needa debate wiht her about jehovah's witnesses

she promised afcter she woke up smh

Wade

Also like what if it’s a man and a woman, then the guy becomes transgender, and now he’s a woman…does he get the house and the kids?

Wade, you planning something? WADE R U TRANS

Wade

Also like what if it’s a man and a woman, then the guy becomes transgender, and now he’s a woman…does he get the house and the kids?

(wade do u know how divorce works)

ehm her mom gave her screen time

Also like…if you’re a man who became a woman but you like girls and you guy by they/them pronouns aren’t you a straight guy?

αmy

fr i needa debate wiht her about jehovah's witnesses

she doesnt like you amy

rapboat

You mean YES, you BITCH

RRAAAHHHH

Anonymous

she doesnt like you amy

erm idrc but she promised

Anonymous

Wade, you planning something? WADE R U TRANS

No I’m having like random thoughts. Like yk when u just think of random shit? Like what if I put a jet pack on a goat how high would it fly?

Anonymous

RRAAAHHHH

You can go to school and become smarter but you’ll always be a bitch

rapboat

You can go to school and become smarter but you’ll always be a bitch

bars

Wade

No I’m having like random thoughts. Like yk when u just think of random shit? Like what if I put a jet pack on a goat how high would it fly?

Ye ye boys be boys shit

Anonymous

WHAT DID I DO

tell madi she better live u0p to her primise

If you drop soap on the dirt..is the soap dirty or is the ground clean?

rapboat

You can go to school and become smarter but you’ll always be a bitch

imma study har

Anonymous

imma study har

The only thing you’re doing “hard” is COCKS

Wade

If you drop soap on the dirt..is the soap dirty or is the ground clean?

soap doesnt get dirty

so the ground is cleamn

αmy

tell madi she better live u0p to her primise

you can tell her, I'm not getting involved for wtv happens between you two

αmy

soap doesnt get dirty

What if you shit on it, genius?

Anonymous

you can tell her, I'm not getting involved for wtv happens between you two

its not a fight tho

Did Mindy Kaling purposely make Velma shitty because she know people would hate watch it and she’d still get money? Considering it’s the most watched show on Max rn?

Wade

Did Mindy Kaling purposely make Velma shitty because she know people would hate watch it and she’d still get money? Considering it’s the most watched show on Max rn?

who is mindy kaling

Wade

Did Mindy Kaling purposely make Velma shitty because she know people would hate watch it and she’d still get money? Considering it’s the most watched show on Max rn?

yeah

shes smart

Anonymous

Which one is Wade irl?

I’m the black one

Anonymous

Which one is Wade irl?

HUH

Anonymous

Which one is Wade irl?

the one with the glasses bc he has glasses

but also the black dude bc hes short

rapboat

What if you shit on it, genius?

Then your ass cheeks are clean

the black one

he kinda looks like a combo of both ngl

“Yes nigga I’m black” 👨🏻

Wade

I’m the black one

Big cool?

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Anonymous

Then your ass cheeks are clean

lol

Wade looks like Lovely perv with facial hair

Anonymous

Then your ass cheeks are clean

True

rapboat

Wade looks like Lovely perv with facial hair

how do you know what he looks like

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If you shove soap up ur ass, after you’ve taken a shit, is the soap dirty or is your ass clean?

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Wade

If you shove soap up ur ass, after you’ve taken a shit, is the soap dirty or is your ass clean?

the soap is dirty

Anonymous

how do you know what he looks like

I saw the reveal

rapboat

I saw the reveal

when

Anonymous

when

Idfk slowass

If a fly loses its wings is it called a walk?

wade u are a very curious person

Why is it called cargo on a ship, but then it’s a shipment on a plane or a car?

If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?

Wade

If a fly loses its wings is it called a walk?

If a run over a pregnant nursery teacher and her entire class, how much jail time would I get?

my rice is finsihed teehee

Wade

If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?

YES

Anonymous

If a run over a pregnant nursery teacher and her entire class, how much jail time would I get?

At least 24 hours

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Wade

If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?

thats nacho buisness tho

Wade

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

it just gets wet

If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

Anonymous

it isnt dirty

Then why do we wash them?

Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?

Wade

Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?

Pretty sure orange is named orange because orange

orange you glad I didn't save banana

Wade

Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?

Bro I've heard all of these

rapboat

Pretty sure orange is named orange because orange

Pretty sure orange is orange because of orange

right, and like how oranges ARE orange BECAUSE OF ORANGES

Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

Anonymous

right, and like how oranges ARE orange BECAUSE OF ORANGES

Nah they both named after Trump

Anonymous

Nah they both named after Trump

Lmfao

Anonymous

Nah they both named after Trump

Pffftt, he’s probably OLD ENOUGH for that to be true

Anonymous

Nah they both named after Trump

hehe

If you wear a condom during sex do you technically still have your virginity?

ngl if i was american i would vote trump instead of biden bc biden has dementia

CHAT MY DAD JUST CAM HOME WITH A. CONPUND BOW,SOME ARROWS, AND A QUIVER

What classified a

Wade

If you wear a condom during sex do you technically still have your virginity?

Wanna test?

Kristian‽

I M GOING PUT TO SHOOT IT

Don’t shoot your balls

Anonymous

Wanna test?

Bet

Kristian‽

CHAT MY DAD JUST CAM HOME WITH A. CONPUND BOW,SOME ARROWS, AND A QUIVER

W

Anonymous

ngl if i was american i would vote trump instead of biden bc biden has dementia

You wouldn’t even be ABLE to move to america if Trump were president

Anonymous

Wanna test?

girlll

Anonymous

girlll

Don’t worry you can have seconds

rapboat

You wouldn’t even be ABLE to move to america if Trump were president

facts but i dont wanna move to america unless i get into harvard

Anonymous

facts but i dont wanna move to america unless i get into harvard

You getting into harvard is about as likely as May becoming a fucking lawyer

Anonymous

I'm down

Cuz I'm up

Threeway

rapboat

You getting into harvard is about as likely as May becoming a fucking lawyer

me and ethan are both tryna do it lolz

Anonymous

facts but i dont wanna move to america unless i get into harvard

Yo ass to stoopid for that stihthtit

Anonymous

me and ethan are both tryna do it lolz

PFFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bye bye

rapboat

PFFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My honest reaction

Anonymous

me and ethan are both tryna do it lolz

You should post that in the jokes section!😂

Anonymous

facts but i dont wanna move to america unless i get into harvard

its harder to get into harvard as a forgeinary

Anonymous

WHERE YOU GOING

okay ill stayyyy

blach u should face reveal

but maybe you'll do it leo

who knows

Anonymous

blach u should face reveal

hes pretty hot

Anonymous

blach u should face reveal

A few know my face

αmy

hes pretty hot

You sure you got the right pic?

Anonymous

i will pay you

I mean I'll send you one on Lounge

Anonymous

I mean I'll send you one on Lounge

alr

Anonymous

this girl

is on fire

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Anonymous

alr

Or do you have discord?

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Cotton pickers invented RAP, so i’m a fan

hi flappyyyyy

Anonymous

Or do you have discord?

no

i findihwed mty rixe

imea ting\

αmy

hi flappyyyyy

hiii

αmy

i findihwed mty rixe

yummm

the eggs were a good additon

guys have to clean my room

its not rlly dirty but

what should i lsiten to

Flappy.

guys have to clean my room

poor guys

rapboat

Cotton pickers invented RAP, so i’m a fan

The only good thing abt it is you can delete shit

Flappy.

what should i lsiten to

RAP

i cant

Anonymous

im gona kill myself

I'll just send on lounge

later tho

Anonymous

im gona kill myself

Leo’s smartest moment

αmy

later tho

aw man

Anonymous

I have discordd

slide me ur @

Anonymous

xzvurw

Wtf???? Did you wipe you ass on your keyboard?

Very USEFUL information lmao

noo that's my user for everything😭

Anonymous

I have discordd

W send link or user

-100000000000000000000000000

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ESCAPED FROM LIKE A SWAMP

Anonymous

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ESCAPED FROM LIKE A SWAMP

W that's what everyone else apart from Amy thinks

Amy thinks everyone is hot

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STOPPP PLEASE DELETE THATTT

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WHO THE HELL IS CHEESEBURGER

cheeseburger hush, your fatass was so hungry for a cheeseburger you made it your whole acc

Anonymous

STOPPP PLEASE DELETE THATTT

Report doxxing

Anonymous

Report doxxing

THERES NO MODS BC JAKES AHH LEFT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

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FUCK YOU RAPBOAT

oh btw nat i forgot to apologize

Rapboat is that you again..

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αmy

oh btw nat i forgot to apologize

its okk

it doesnt seem okay

okay byee

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I'm warning you RapBoat

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No that's not ok, posting her face like that?

that's bullshit, leave her alone

I'm done with all of RapBoat's shit, I'm gonna make a post

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you speak exactly like him and for rapboat not being online rn but you are its obvious

and you make a lot of alts

don't say shit like that to her

Anonymous

that's bullshit, leave her alone

Who?

he said smth rude towards leo

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is the same n word lol

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Word

Post created! Fuck you Rapboat.

Anonymous

Post created! Fuck you Rapboat.

?

Anonymous

How r u*

fine

Cupツ

fine

Famn right yo fine

If I can make a sex Jokes or sm I'll do it, sm you should know abt me

Anyway come to the other post more ppl there