Rice Post

update

im still on my ouch

couch

how fun :D

i gotta get u

up

hype me up guys

um

yayyyy rice

.

YOU CAN DO IT AMY!!!

oh yeah

its working

im rising

wait

GET UP SOLDIER

dont wuote that

GET UP

REMEMBER THE MISSION

RAHHH

YOU MUST NOT FEAR, FOR FEAR IS THE MINDKILLER

brb i gotta get ready (I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND I HAVE COVID AHH)

That shouldn’t be allowed lol

hi

ill send u guys shitty laptop pictures of my rice

Imagine going to sunday school

........

i have a big test today thats why im going

MAYBE DONT GO????

ASK TO DO IT ANOTHER DAY?

its monday

BE LIKE "IM SICK"

ALR BET

imma send the email

Not for regular people

helppp my hands are so dry can someone send me hand cream

Mid

But sam smith is GARBAGE

sam smith is a faggot

You can’t be talking

Kpop is literally faggotville

nuh uh im straight

But most kpop artists are TWINKS

NO

oop

NAME A MUSCULAR KPOP ARTIST

its dcoming along guys

i just added the gingger garkic paste

how ab lil durk

bang chan

my cousin hate him

WTF

BANG CHAN IS A TWINKY TWINK

hes so fineeee

oop

I said MUSCULAR, dumbass

HES SO FINE

Not your twisted idea of attractive

HES SO FINEEE

No he’s NOT

You call this attractive??

He looks like a DEMON

Imagine wearing makeup as a MAN

And still being ugly

OMG

TAP

RAP

Sup cup

Wsg BLACH

Not much not much, u?

Yeah same

got my sauce done

Just battling a kpop fag

D A D D Y

guys my sauce looks so good

WADE

should i add cheese

hmmm

AMY

BLACH

yes or no

im a girl-

HILY SHI PPL I LIKE ARE ON

No

ok 1 vote for no

You should make ME a sandwich

what porn should I watch

So is Amy n she my daddy too

hi

KRIS

BLACH

The hot kind

Sup RAP-LISTENER

HY SHIT PPL R ON

ill send u those pics no cap

I'm gonna look for aya from ac origins

jkjk watch scholastic kids

Kids

she bad

dammit

dwww

someday

dora

Sometimes i jerk off to Che noir, the only good female rapper

Nah bro, watch Amy's pfp porn

Atleast we can wank, and dont have to use fingers

bruh shush

lauryn hill is peak

Wtf do you wank with then💀

Woman stfu, did I even give you permission to speak?

Yo mum mouth

Sandwich

I dont need permission

wadeeeey

i added my rice

ew what

my riceypoo

Nigga you so?

U WOULDNT GET IT

ITS AN US THING

SHHH

love

no

frondship

Sandwich makers☕️🗿

LOVE

SUGGESTION: Us =threesome

reak

real

Leo be like:

Yes she REEKS

No 🧢 Amy x Wade

W couple

That's what I just said

Demons posted all around me

im adding cheese

BAKC TO THE FARMS

girl thats asap rocky

wtf

wtf

Even if yous did you'd be rasing a child in a flat w a 7 year mortgage

back

aw man

You smell like SHIT💩

tf

FLAPPY

MTRCIR

MY RICDE

IS ALMOST DONEW

Wait guys I have a question

Dw I'll own bank and embezzle yous some money

?

Bet

I watched Harley quinn porn

WHAT

Yk how in a divorce the girl gets the money, house, and kids? Hat about in a lesbian relationship?

err err

thats a good question

Based

I have a response to you want to asking a question:

I bet YOU would know

uhh 5-/50

Smash

ew

Based

they both die

50

BLACH STOP POSTING THAT

thats

not

😭😭

what

it was a try not to cum challenge

I didn't mean to copy you bro

Cent?

NATA

Also like what if it’s a man and a woman, then the guy becomes transgender, and now he’s a woman…does he get the house and the kids?

No problem papi

idk

LEOO

hiii natalie

have u seen madi

nno

hii

she cant be on rn

oh ok

You mean YES, you BITCH

fr i needa debate wiht her about jehovah's witnesses

she promised afcter she woke up smh

Wade, you planning something? WADE R U TRANS

(wade do u know how divorce works)

ehm her mom gave her screen time

Also like…if you’re a man who became a woman but you like girls and you guy by they/them pronouns aren’t you a straight guy?

she doesnt like you amy

HOLY SHIT

WADE IS TRANS

RRAAAHHHH

erm idrc but she promised

No I’m having like random thoughts. Like yk when u just think of random shit? Like what if I put a jet pack on a goat how high would it fly?

uhhhhhhhhh

harshh

WHAT DID I DO

Ye ye boys be boys shit

tell madi she better live u0p to her primise

If you drop soap on the dirt..is the soap dirty or is the ground clean?

imma study har

d

The only thing you’re doing “hard” is COCKS

soap doesnt get dirty

so the ground is cleamn

csats are soon

imma lock in

you can tell her, I'm not getting involved for wtv happens between you two

What if you shit on it, genius?

its not a fight tho

yeah

Which one is Wade irl?

okay but you can tell her

shes smart

I’m the black one

HUH

the one with the glasses bc he has glasses

but also the black dude bc hes short

both

Then your ass cheeks are clean

the black one

he kinda looks like a combo of both ngl

“Yes nigga I’m black” 👨🏻

Big cool?

lol

PUSS

PEEN

Wade looks like Lovely perv with facial hair

YOU DELETED IT

True

PUSSY

PENIS

how do you know what he looks like

SAY IT TRUELY LEO

nigeria

YOU FUCKING PUSSY

If you shove soap up ur ass, after you’ve taken a shit, is the soap dirty or is your ass clean?

the soap is dirty

If a fly loses its wings is it called a walk?

uh

idk

wade u are a very curious person

Why is it called cargo on a ship, but then it’s a shipment on a plane or a car?

uhh

ASK GOOGLE IDFK

If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?

If a run over a pregnant nursery teacher and her entire class, how much jail time would I get?

my rice is finsihed teehee

YES

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

thats nacho buisness tho

it just gets wet

it isnt dirty

If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

no

Then why do we wash them?

..

Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?

these questionsss

banana

Pretty sure orange is named orange because orange

orange you glad I didn't save banana

Bornana

Bro I've heard all of these

Pretty sure orange is orange because of orange

youtube.com/@Ryanhdlombard?feature=shared this guys makes a shit tone

right, and like how oranges ARE orange BECAUSE OF ORANGES

Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

Ik lol

W

Pffftt, he’s probably OLD ENOUGH for that to be true

Bro is hitting 80

trump L

hehe

If you wear a condom during sex do you technically still have your virginity?

ngl if i was american i would vote trump instead of biden bc biden has dementia

ermmm

IDFKKK

CHAT MY DAD JUST CAM HOME WITH A. CONPUND BOW,SOME ARROWS, AND A QUIVER

What classified a

I M GOING PUT TO SHOOT IT

yayy

Wanna test?

WHAT

Don’t shoot your balls

Bet

W

You wouldn’t even be ABLE to move to america if Trump were president

facts but i dont wanna move to america unless i get into harvard

You getting into harvard is about as likely as May becoming a fucking lawyer

Cuz I'm up

Threeway

err err

me and ethan are both tryna do it lolz

Yo ass to stoopid for that stihthtit

PFFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tytvhkbjlkh

dw it wont happen

bye bye

My honest reaction

You should post that in the jokes section!😂

NOOO