Africa

Africa Jokes

Fan

How do you get a million fans?

Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Water

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

Mama

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Mosquito

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Giraffe

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Bottle

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Witch

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Word

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.