What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none
Black humor is when you ask water to African people
If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa
what did Africa say to the grass? get off me!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Imagine Africans during solar eclipse...
There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0
