Afghanistan jokes

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.

Afghanistan.

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old.

You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Which country makes me crack the fuck up?

LAUGHghanistan.

Where is the pocket?

It is there, the pocket.

Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.

What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.