I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Afghanistan
