Aed jokes
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"