Advice jokes

I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.