Advantage jokes
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
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What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Sultan Khan was a courtier in Akbar's court. He wanted to make his son the royal treasurer, but his cunning plans always failed.
Sultan Khan thought that Birbal was the cause of his son's misfortune, so he looked for an opportunity to get rid of Birbal. One day, Birbal was late to the emperor's court. Seeing this, Sultan Khan said, "Your Majesty, don't you think that Birbal is taking advantage of his position because he has been late these days?"
"This must be another plan to trap Birbal," said Akbar. So he decided to wait and see what Birbal would do. Akbar sat next to Suman Khan and said, "Yes, he must be punished."
Suman Khan was amazed to see his plan work this time. "From now, you should not agree to anything he says today," Akbar replied, "Agreed."
Soon, Birbal came to court. "Please spare me for being late. My wife was unwell." Akbar immediately said, "No."
Birbal was surprised. He tried again by saying, "But that's the truth. Please believe me." Again, Akbar replied, "No."
"There must be something going on," thought Birbal to himself. Then he asked, "Can we discuss important matters today?" Akbar immediately replied, "No, we will not."
"Then may I go home?" asked Birbal. Akbar said, "No, you will stay here this evening," said Akbar, enjoying himself. Birbal understood what was happening.
"Oh, so this is my game. The emperor is saying no to all my questions." He looked around and saw Suman Khan smiling, seeing him in trouble. "This must be his idea. Let me teach him a lesson."
The clever Birbal thought to Akbar, "Very well," he said. "But I have a last request. Will you please listen to me?" Akbar saw what Birbal had done.
He was very pleased and called loudly, "No, I will not listen to you." That is all Birbal said before returning to his seat. Suman Khan was stunned and angry, and Birbal had outwitted him, so he could not make his son the treasurer.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Community talk
(This does not imply to a broad spectrum of people) so, it must be pretty nice to have the upper advantage huh, knowing that you carry that guilt of the mistakes you made that have cost you much; and knowing you have advantages to your disposal. but you know when all is said done it carries but you're mistakes* have made me face Juvy and others, because they were right about you and I should have listened. js know that you have that doubt in you that will carry for a long time.
aight so starting friday (tommorow for yall) im gonna be gone for five days im in tokyo and i wanna explore and also im alone so i wanna take advantage of that
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!