Acquiring jokes

Pi

    • The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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    • University

    • New degree plans announced by Cornell University:

    - Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.

    - Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.

    - Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).

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    • Acquiring memes

    Grip

    • Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!

    So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.

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    • Acquiring memes

    Community talk

    • Typically, the base for lean is a strong prescription cold medicine, specifically cough syrup that contains both promethazine and codeine. Other preparations use codeine/guaifenasin, hydrocodone/chlorphenamine, hydrocodone/APAP, and hydrocodone/homatropine. Over-the-counter cold medicines that contain dextromethorphan (often paired with guaifenasin or acetaminophen) as the active ingredient have also been used, as th… Read more

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