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Locker Room

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

lmao

The image shows a comparison between a girls' locker room and a boys' locker room. The girls' locker room is described as the girls being tired after a hard test. The boys' locker room shows a person in a military outfit with a mop bucket. The text overlay says "ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED".

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People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a person sitting at a desk. In the first panel, the text says "How to acquire internet points." In the second panel, the person is writing on a paper. In the third panel, the person holds up the paper which reads "only people with a big pp will upvote this post". In the fourth panel, the person is leaning back in their chair with arms behind their head and the text "GENIUS." is written above.

Chance

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

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Locker Room

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows a meme comparing girls and boys in a locker room. The top text reads 'girls locker room: omg, I'm so tired, the test was so hard'. Below is an image of a person in military gear holding a stick while riding in a yellow mop bucket. There's text over the image saying 'ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED'.

Milk

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

In a scene from "Family Guy," Peter Griffin is milking a tentacled Reaper Leviathan into a silver bucket, while Lois Griffin looks on with concern. The text says: "Me acquiring Reaper Leviathan milk in order to fabricate delicious Reaper cheese."

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Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black and white cat is shown with the text "You have acquired CAT!" in a blue box below.

Locker Room

KillingButterflys · 8 months ago

whoever posted this one ty bc that got a good laugh out

The meme shows a text comparison between 'girls locker room' and 'boys locker room'. The girls' section reads: 'omg, i'm so tired, the test was so hard'. The boys' section shows an image of a person in military camouflage holding a rifle and riding on a yellow cleaning cart. Overlay text on the image says 'ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED'.

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Money

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".

Currency

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

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Pi

Anonymous · 7 years ago

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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