Accidental

Accidental jokes

Death

    • Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

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    • Accidental memes

    Email

    • A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

    The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

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    • Lipstick

    • Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

    She won't talk to me anymore.

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    • Homeless Man

    • A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

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    • Boob

    • A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

    To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."

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