tyler m is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now
How do you kill a catholic.
Crucify them...
i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)
louie being born
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident
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were accidental
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
I was walking down the street saw a kid slip on a plum. I look to my right and died of lafter because I did the same
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
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When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks π
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
