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Bozo

The meme shows a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally' and a list of search suggestions such as 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon,' 'help i accidentally built a shelf,' 'help i accidentally built a jeep,' and 'help i accidentally microwaved my brother.' Below that, there is an image of a skeleton sitting at a computer looking confused and a small picture of a boy giving a thumbs up. Above them, text reads 'oh god i have done it again.'

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a man's face with a distorted, surprised expression. His face is squished, and his eyes are wide open. The text overlay reads: "When AG accidentally turns on his camera during a Kmeet".

Heroin Monkey

The image is split in two, the left side shows Alec Baldwin in a white t-shirt with the olympic rings holding a handgun. The right side shows Alec Baldwin wearing a USA jacket and three medals. Text at the bottom reads: "Alec Baldwin Wins Gold Medal But Then Accidentally Shoots 3 Judges & A Spectator." Text on the image also says "MADHOUSE MAGAZINE" and "See more Memes at MadhouseMagazine.com".

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Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

Daddy dick

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."

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Shresh

A screenshot of a Google search showing the search term "i accidentally built an ogre shrine while watching shrek". Below this is an image of Shrek on a TV screen and an image of a Japanese shrine. Next to those images is a skeleton sitting at a computer with the text "oh god i have done it again".

Geiger

A Google search bar with the query "help i acci" and search suggestions including "help i accidentally", "help i accidentally summoned a lemon", "help i accidentally summoned a demon", "help i accidentally memes", "help i accidentally became ruler of mandalore", and "help i accidentally restarted the ussr".

DAP ME UP

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally joined' typed in and a list of search suggestions below, including phrases such as 'help i accidentally invaded poland', 'help i accidentally restarted the ussr', 'help i accidentally built a jeep', 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon', and 'help i accidentally the cat'.

the taste of mommy's milk

The image shows a white cat being held by a bright orange plush toy with a large eye. There is text on the left side of the image that says, "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:".

Daddy Cock

shrek=daddy

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face, looking surprised and slightly grotesque. Text at the top reads: "When you accidentally open your front-facing camera."

✨Jassy✨

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Chexers

The image shows Walter White looking serious and a bit concerned. Above him, the text reads: "me after realizing i've accidentally used friend group 3 humor with friend group 1".

✨Jassy✨

WITCHHHH

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person looks skeptical, in the second panel the person squints with suspicion, and in the third panel, they are looking angry with a pitchfork overlaid on their face. The text above the meme reads: "When you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math. The townsfolk:".

CallMeLyxi

Childhood fears

The image is split into two parts. The left side contains the text: "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:". On the right side, there's a picture of a white cat with black spots on its head being grabbed by a large, orange toy with red tentacles, resembling a monster.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a babirusa on the left and a babirusa skull on the right. Below the images is the text: "THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE". The text @yup.that.exists is in the upper right of the picture.

Daddy Cock

true

The image shows two photos side by side. On the left is a close-up of a person's face distorted in a way that looks like their face is being squished. Their eyes are wide and their mouth is downturned. On the right is a person with a smile. Above these two pictures is the text, "When I accidentally switch to my front camera & I'm there like:".

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."

Why should you care

Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES

When I accidentally touched my sense of humour

A hand with black-painted fingers is shown with the text: "when I accidentally touch...my sense of humour."

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