Absent father jokes
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.