Absent father jokes
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.