"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
