Absence jokes
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your Parents
what you get
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.