Absence jokes
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.