Absence jokes
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your Parents
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
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Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.