Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Absence Jokes
Your Parents
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
