Absence jokes
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Your Parents
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
what you get
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
WJE officially a gone memory.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.