Absence jokes
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Your Parents
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
what you get
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.