Absence jokes
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Dad?
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.