Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
When I mist, I miss.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
