Absence jokes
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Like if you don't have a dad.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.