Absence jokes
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Like if you don't have a dad.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.