Absence jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.