Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
