Absence jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Stop making the jokes!
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.