Absence jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
I see you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Stop making the jokes!
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.