Absence jokes
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
I see you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Stop making the jokes!
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.