Absence jokes
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Dad?
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.