What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Absence Jokes
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
