Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
