Absence jokes
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.