Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
