Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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