Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Absence Jokes
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
