Absence

Absence jokes

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk!

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.