Absence jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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