Absence jokes
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.