Absence

Absence jokes

Why do orphans drink water with cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.