Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
The F in orphans stands for family...
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Fatherless jokes.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
