Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Absence Jokes
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
