Absence jokes
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.