What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
I have no father. Like if you relate.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
