Absence jokes
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Orphan joke.