Absence jokes
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Orphan joke.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.