I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
why is my dad gone
idk
