Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
I see you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
