Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Absence Jokes
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
