Absence jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.