Absence jokes
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
The F in orphans stands for family...
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Fatherless jokes.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.