When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
