Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Absence Jokes
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
