Aboriginal jokes

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

Okjlpppilfrkfft?

Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

My sexlife xddddddddd

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Mum is the best!

Jokes suck.

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

you.