What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
aaron is ginger
Aaron.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
you.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
