BookAnonymous5 years agoMe: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
HangAnonymous6 years agoaaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
BalanceAnonymous8 years agoI lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
MomAnonymous8 years ago"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital.""Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."