Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
I need a new butt this one has a hole in it
What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female
Mom:rember you can tell me anything. Abbie:I had sex with dad. Mom:Go die in a hole!
A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
why did the golpher change his pants? in case he got a hole in one
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why do golfers bring a spair of socks ? Incase they get a hole in one .
This was done by 11 year old
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
