Say what you want about Pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Wade
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Watergun.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog’s fingers
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman? Loading the dishwasher
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
May and its gang
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog’s fingers.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Joke
9/11 Joke
Funni Joke
Imagine there’s a funny joke here..imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum cause you’re schizophrenic.(This is my joke, I came up with it myself, anybody else who has said it said it after me, it’s important to me lol because I came up with it)
