Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Tommaso
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
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What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion.
They would call it crucifact.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You're Happy!
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener