If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
Romantic UK
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Mod. TY Cosmo!
Don't fucking be a fucking cunt otherwise I fucking ban the fuck outta you.
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.