GG Miller

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
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"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.