GG Miller

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.

Registered on 12/16/2022 · 51 followers · Last active 13 hours ago

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

i do

A minion with a concerned face is shown below the question "Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?"

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.