ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S ARE BLUE YOU A DUM *SS B*TCH WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut bacause it had a hole in it
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.