Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said "you know you wanna"
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S ARE BLUE YOU A DUM *SS B*TCH WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"