GG Miller

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"