Wade

Hahah, funny joke!

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere.

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s Dave! (Dave who?) Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What would the world be like without women?

A pain in the ass.

What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?

They hang from trees.