Worst Jokes Ever
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.