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what do you call a magician with no magic dyslexic cunt

Your mom ma so fat she won’t be in a coffin when she dies she won’t fit in it

Diarrhea

why do cheetahs have spots? Chickenpox!

evans so gay i mouth kissed him

two people were on a boat they were a float on WaTeR!!!

A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids

This isn’t a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

how are u

If I had a face like yours, I’d sew my parents!

If u have cancer u r gay

some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks

Yo mama so fat She da ice burg

i f...ed my mom

what do a blonde and a cow have in common… there both fat af

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

you’re gay

Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:“Goodbye”