Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Four big guys.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.