What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Worst Jokes Ever
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
vgvgvgh.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
