Worst Jokes Ever
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”