Worst Jokes Ever

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."