9/11 jokes jokes

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.