9/11 jokes jokes
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.