9/11 jokes jokes

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.