9/11 jokes jokes

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

9/11 Joke?

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.