9/11 jokes jokes

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.