9/11 jokes jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.