9/11 jokes jokes

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.