I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
