9/11 jokes jokes

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.