9/11 jokes jokes

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

9/11 Joke?

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.