I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
9/11 Joke?
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
