80s

80s Jokes

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.

So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either

The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.

what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.

Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds