80s jokes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
80s (DYM 84)
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Community talk
Tomorrow I shall embark on a great journey. I will categorize and list ALL of my favorite songs, and then create a definitive list of playlists, each with a different category. Some categories will include “All my favorite Weezer songs,” “All my favorite ‘80s pop songs,” “All my favorite ‘80s and ‘90s rock songs,” etc. There will be countless lists, so it will be a long and quite possibly treacherous journey. The reward, however, will be worth it. In my quest to find myself in music, this is but a single step towards greatness. If anyone has any songs/artists/etc. that you think I should try out, please let me know.